Sunday, June 1, 2008

Points Of View

The U.S. Marine Corp had agreed to send Master Sergeant Robert "Gunny" Bronson to hundreds of High Schools across the United States to show interested students proper gun handling, shooting, cleaning and safety techniques.
After each demonstration there were always reporters from area television stations and newspapers to cover the story.
After one such demonstration a female reporter with an anti-war, anti-gun attitude told Master Sgt. Bronson that she thought he was giving the students the tools and equipment to become robbers and murders.
Without missing a beat and with a straight face, Master Sgt. Bronson quickly responded with: Miss, you have the tools and are equipped to be a prostitute, but are you?

Friday, January 4, 2008

"Breakdown Britney" Needs To Go Away Too!!


This girl needs to go away for good too! Why in the hell does "Breakdown Britney" Spears dominate the TV and radio airwaves? This is worse that all of that Paris Hilton crap that we had to suffer through! Why is she relevant anymore? Lay off of the booze, drugs and cigs and go back to rehab then hire a personal trainer and dietician. Get rid of the "possee", leeches, hanger-ons and bad influences and surround yourself with positive, charismatic people that can help you focus and set goals, be positive and hopefully help you be a better mom. The girl is wierd as a cat fart and is on the fast track to becoming the next Anna Nicole Smith! Maybe the public has a morbid fascination with rich and famous "superstars" falling from grace and totally ruining their lives. I'm glad that her dad finally stepped in a will hopefully straighten things out. The really sad thing is the fact that there are 2 children involved. Hopefully they are young enough that her actions won't affect their lives too much. The bottom line for me is for CNN, Headline News, Fox News, etc. to please stop running stories on her every day, 50 times a day!

Thursday, January 3, 2008

This Guy Also Needs To Go Away!!!

Just like Garth Brooks, this guy, Flavor Flav (William Jonathan Drayton, Jr. - DOB 03-16-59) also needs to go away for good! If I flip through the TV channels and see him one more time on VH1, BET or MTV I'm going to barf! Oh shit!! He's back for another season on whatever damn network his show is on. He has about as much talent as a dog shitting in the back yard! Why in the hell is this guy even relevant? What in the hell has he done to receive so much TV time? Yet, he appears on reality show after reality show where mostly young, attractive (ignorant) girls throw themselves at this guy, who is 15 to 20 years older than most of them, except Brigitte Nielson, and give of themselves freely..sexually and emotionally. Maybe he has a lot of money from his "music" (rap is crap) career and is hung like a donkey, I don't know or care, I just would like to see him vanish from my TV FOREVER!!!